Talk - Conventions (2)
Conventions (2)
When greeting new opponents my partner 'K' was fond of stating we played totally bogus conventions and then leaving me to clear up the resulting confusion:
K: Hi opps, we play Albanian Big Club will will explain all bids
will: yes partner with Chinese takeouts as usual, i assume
I got my own back with my own invention for those hands where you have a misfit with partner but he won't stop bidding his suit. (TIP: pass it out so that partner becomes declarer and has to suffer the consequences.)
will: I will play IIDDPII as usual, partner
K: ?
will: If In Doubt Dump Partner In It